Friday, May 23rd, is FREESTYLE Boobday!

Oops! Almost forgot the banner!

I’m about to head out to my first real vacation 8 years — EIGHT YEARS!! I’m going with a girlfriend and our kids and her three dogs. We’ll be like the Clampetts. All we need is a rocking chair strapped to the SUV.

Hopefully I’ll come back with a golden tan and highlights in my hair to hide the silver that insists on popping up. Fucking hair. The Neighbor will not be joining us, though, which is a bummer. You see, he has a thing against vacations. For real. I blame his parents for that one. Maybe one day I’ll get him to consider it, but for now, it’s just a Mama’s Gone Wild kinda weekend (with children), and I’m ok with that. Woohoo! VACATION!!

Next week’s theme is MIRRORS (we have reader, Nick, to thank for that one!).

And to those of you who sent me more ideas, thank you! My problem was that I hadn’t made a separate folder for ideas so they got lost in my inbox, but I’ve fixed that problem and I’ll be more organized going forward.

Want to participate in Boobday? Go here and read the Guidelines and State of the Boob Union to answer any questions, but this is the TL;DR of what I need each time:

an attached pic
a sentence about why you chose this particular photo
if you want to be anonymous or not
a hyperlink or URL to your Twitter handle (if you have one)
a hyperlink or URL to your blog post (if you have one and post, it must have my Boobday banner and a link back to me and only posted on Friday)
make sure your phone and/or camera does not keep your location information!

Emails sent to me with all of this info plus the theme will be given preferential treatment. I will not look up links.

My FREESTYLE tits:

Faisal also makes a shady appearance in this one.

I’m kneeling right where The Neighbor lay 10 minutes before. He’s a wonderful body pillow, by the way.

NOT my FREESTYLE tits:

@KaylaLords lets her ladies loose.

I’m back, baby!

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@BeckandHerKinks gives us a view of her pretty collar.

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Miss Pretty in Pink Dawn.

I took advantage of some kids free time, the sun was shining and I had some serious fun taking pictures that morning

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Bisexual Minx (aka Krystal) admires the view as we admire her.

Relaxing and enjoying the View on our mini-getaway with my Loves.

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Tis gets nostalgic for us.

I just happened to celebrate my wedding anniversary recently and thought it would be fun to surprise B by wearing the same lingerie I wore the night we were married, complete with tear it received when he tried to get me out of it. Happy Anniversary Baby!

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